cammyjb:

Don’t you think Johnglerfish would notice an edgeless pizza. I mean, it’s an infinite plane, it would take up almost 50% of his field of view if he were that close.

(Source: hanklerfishcomic)

  • me: *sees girl in a pizza john shirt* Hey, I like your shirt!
  • girl: Wait, you do?
  • girl: Do you know who this is?
  • me: Yeah... of course.
  • girl: Good, can you tell me?
  • me: It's John Green....
  • girl:
  • me: the author....
  • girl:
  • me: who wrote The Fault in Our Stars....
  • girl:
  • me: which just got made into a movie...
  • girl: OHHHH! Wait, why does it say pizza? And why does he look like a creeper?
  • me: He runs a youtube channel with his brother, Hank. It's a joke from one of the videos that got turned into a t-shirt.
  • girl: Oh, okay.
  • me: Um, if you didn't know who it was, why'd you get it?
  • girl: Oh, I found it at Goodwill.
  • if i found a pizza john shirt at goodwill and didn't know who the weird guy on the front was, i can't say i'd buy it, but, you know, to each their own. it also turns out that she had been confused by the number of nerdfighters who told her they liked it that day. she had no idea why this shirt with a man with a creeper mustache on it was so popular.

diagon-alli:

I hope youre happy fishingboatproceeds

how-are-you-so-perfect-dear:

Hey look, it’s Hank!

how-are-you-so-perfect-dear:

Hey look, it’s Hank!

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
kboveyart:

The Town was Paper part 1
Multimedia by KBovey
My artwork is based upon the novel Paper Towns by fishingboatproceeds (John Green) and represents the fragility of the written word and the fandoms built around them. A fandom is a kingdom or domain of fans that come together to discuss and empathise with the characters in a novel or film.
Viewers are invited to interact with the sculpture by moving the buildings and houses and also use the template provided to construct their own paper building to add to the town, therefore participating in the expansion and evolution of fandoms as a whole.
 “The town was paper but the memories were not.” – John Green
  kboveyart:

The Town was Paper part 1
Multimedia by KBovey
My artwork is based upon the novel Paper Towns by fishingboatproceeds (John Green) and represents the fragility of the written word and the fandoms built around them. A fandom is a kingdom or domain of fans that come together to discuss and empathise with the characters in a novel or film.
Viewers are invited to interact with the sculpture by moving the buildings and houses and also use the template provided to construct their own paper building to add to the town, therefore participating in the expansion and evolution of fandoms as a whole.
 “The town was paper but the memories were not.” – John Green
  kboveyart:

The Town was Paper part 1
Multimedia by KBovey
My artwork is based upon the novel Paper Towns by fishingboatproceeds (John Green) and represents the fragility of the written word and the fandoms built around them. A fandom is a kingdom or domain of fans that come together to discuss and empathise with the characters in a novel or film.
Viewers are invited to interact with the sculpture by moving the buildings and houses and also use the template provided to construct their own paper building to add to the town, therefore participating in the expansion and evolution of fandoms as a whole.
 “The town was paper but the memories were not.” – John Green
 

kboveyart:

The Town was Paper part 1

Multimedia by KBovey

My artwork is based upon the novel Paper Towns by fishingboatproceeds (John Green) and represents the fragility of the written word and the fandoms built around them. A fandom is a kingdom or domain of fans that come together to discuss and empathise with the characters in a novel or film.

Viewers are invited to interact with the sculpture by moving the buildings and houses and also use the template provided to construct their own paper building to add to the town, therefore participating in the expansion and evolution of fandoms as a whole.

 “The town was paper but the memories were not.” – John Green

 

pretentiousteatime:

So I remember right when I signed up for Facebook I looked up Hank and John Green and became fans of them RIGHT away (this was in 2008) AND IT LOOKS LIKE HANK GREEN MESSAGED ME BECAUSE I WAS HIS SECOND FAN ON FACEBOOK WTF

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I was just going through old messages AND I LITERALLY HADN’T SEEN THIS UNTIL JUST NOW OH MY GOD

edwardspoonhands:

Every once in a while I just want to write down the things I did if ever I’m looking at my blog in 20 years, I’ll be like “OH GOD! I was worried about SO MANY THINGS THAT WERE SO DUMB!” So here’s my list:

  1. Woke up
  2. Blogged about the new Hanklerfish shirt.
  3. Went to pilates (I go to pilates at…
If you need any pizzamas content, you know where I’m at.

themidnighthouseelves:

Ooohhh, and a cute design with our TFIOS duvet cover and pillow…

Oh neat, a TFiOS bedroom to match my Paper Towns bathroom.

schnabelsaurus:

captain-of-the-canadians:

I am doing a thing wherein a have a temporary tattoo everyday of my senior year of high school. Tomorrow’s tattoo, my favorite meme in the Pizza John genre.

I think you mean… the Pizza John-ra

QuestionAm I right in thinking it's not possible to still buy the distorted Pizza John shirt that you're wearing in the questions video today? It hurts my eyes whenever I see someone wearing it in a video... and I kind of want to own it now. Answer

edwardspoonhands:

That is correct…it was a Pizzamas design from a couple years ago. I’d love to see if other people still have there’s…we only sold a couple hundred. Send me your 2012 Pizzamas shirts…if you have them!!

I own zero pizzamas things. It has left my life a hollow shell.

captain-of-the-canadians:

I am doing a thing wherein a have a temporary tattoo everyday of my senior year of high school. Tomorrow’s tattoo, my favorite meme in the Pizza John genre.

erinmcmom Asked
QuestionLet's say there's a tree (we'll call it "Tree A"). We cut a branch off that tree and plant it in the ground, that branch takes root and begins to grow. At what point does that planted branch stop being "a piece from Tree A" and become Tree B? Does it EVER become "Tree B"? That newly planted branch would be genetically identical to the tree it was cut from although its' growth would be different as it was exposed to slightly different amounts of wind, rain, sunlight, nutrients, etc. Answer

edwardspoonhands:

Tree B would simply be a clone of Tree A…genetically identical but a different organism pretty much the moment you disconnected it from Tree A. Just because two things are genetically identical does not make them the same organism (see Jack and Finn Harries.)

Also, a genetically identical tree wouldn’t look the same as another tree as the shape of the tree is determined by environmental, not genetic, factors (as you say.)

What about the Ship of Theseus